I have a small dick - Your dick is so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

Your dick is so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world. Just accept it and laugh. People will think you're cool because of it.

You walk into a group of friends and say, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big laugh.' They all say, 'That’s the best thing about you.'

Your girlfriend says, 'You’re like a tiny joke.' You say, 'That’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.'

You tell your brother, 'I’ve got a small dick, but I’ve got a big personality.' He says, 'That’s why you’re my favorite.'