I have a pickle - When you say ‘I have a pickle’ it means your brain is fried

When you say ‘I have a pickle’ it means your brain is fried and you can’t think straight.

I have a pickle because I forgot my password and now I can’t log in.

I have a pickle because my dog chased my neighbor’s cat and now my neighbor is mad.

I have a pickle because I had to eat my lunch and it was just a sandwich.