I have a cat in my lap - The best excuse you can come up with when you’re too drunk t

The best excuse you can come up with when you’re too drunk to think and your cat is your new boss.

I have a cat in my lap, so I’m not going to work today.

I have a cat in my lap, which means I’m too drunk to be responsible.

I have a cat in my lap, and I’m not getting up for anything.