I have a blue car - A way to act like you’re important just because your car is

A way to act like you’re important just because your car is the same color as a crayon you used in third grade

I have a blue car. I’m important. You’re not. That’s why I say it every day.

My car is blue. It’s not even my favorite color. But I still say it like it’s a big deal.

I have a blue car. It’s the only thing I own. But I still act like it’s the best.