I hate this site - A smelly mess you make when you poop on your lover and then

A smelly mess you make when you poop on your lover and then swear you’ll never do it again.

I hate this site. I just took a dump on my ex and now I’m stuck with her.

This site is trash. I pooped on my crush and now I’m crying.

I hate this site. My date got a dump on him and now he won’t talk to me.