i hate mondays - The fake version of ‘I hate niggers’ that teachers let you s

The fake version of ‘I hate niggers’ that teachers let you say in class because they think you’re just being dramatic

I said ‘I hate Mondays’ in front of the whole class like I was a famous rapper

My teacher said, ‘That’s not very polite, but I guess it’ll do’

I made Monday look like the worst enemy in the world and the teacher just nodded like I was a genius