I Hardly Know Her
A joke that Karl Jacobs loves to use. He takes any word that ends with 'er' and adds 'I hardly know her!' to it like it’s the most clever thing ever.
'Dude, I’m a toaster.' 'Toaster! I hardly know her!'
'She’s a baker.' 'Baker! I hardly know her!'
'He’s a thriller.' 'Thriller! I hardly know her!'