I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.

My butt gave me a surprise and I didn’t need a doctor or anything.

My butt surprised me with a pop and I didn’t need help.

I got a surprise from my butt and I didn’t need anything fancy.

My abscess went pop and I was like, 'That was free!'