I had a boner - You get a boner so big it could make your cat go full Godzil

You get a boner so big it could make your cat go full Godzilla and your pants catch on fire

My boner was so big my cat turned into Godzilla and my pants caught on fire.

I had a boner and my cat exploded the gas station.

My cat exploded my brother’s bike because of my boner.