I Guess Me Moment
when a guy becomes the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a drunk and the mom just wants someone who isn't a total mess
The new dad shows up with a coffee and a promise. The real dad shows up with a hangover and a lie.
The kid says, 'Why is this man here?' The mom says, 'Because your dad is too busy being a drunk.'
The new dad says, 'I'm here to help.' The real dad says, 'I'm here to ruin it.'