I grieve in stereo.
Grieving in stereo is when you’re so sad you feel like you need a second voice to back you up. It’s like your heart is doing a duet with a sad trombone.
My cat died and I cried so loud my mom had to turn the TV off.
My pizza got cold and I cried so much I got a second pizza for my tears.
My little sister said I was a ‘cry-baby’ and I cried so hard I got a nickname.