I GOTTA SHIT
A magical phrase that lets you escape any situation, like a superhero power. It also means you're not coming back for a while, probably because you're too busy pooping.
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when I'm done, or when my pants are soaked in poop, whichever comes first!!
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when the toilet stops clogging!!
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when I can walk again!!
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