I GOT YOU HOMIE
A way to tell your friend you’ll be there for them even if you have to be a complete idiot to do it. Like you’re going to be their fool and their hero all at once.
You’re going to get in trouble? I got you homie, I’ll be your idiot friend.
You’re going to lose the bet? I got you homie, I’ll pay for your pizza.
You’re going to get caught eating in class? I got you homie, I’ll take the blame.