i got you, buddy
Your boyfriend jumps in and beats the snot out of your enemy because you're too dumb to handle it yourself
My boy showed up and kicked my ex's face in. I was too busy crying to fight back.
He took out the whole gang by himself. I just stood there like a weak little mouse.
He punched my enemy so hard, he went flying into a wall. I was like, 'Why didn't you do that earlier?'