I got to go Poopy like Snoopy
You feel like a dog with a full bladder and your brain is screaming at you to just drop everything and go.
I had to go Poopy like Snoopy in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss saw everything.
I was trying to play video games and I had to run to the bathroom like a f***ing sprinter.
I went Poopy like Snoopy in my sock and now I can’t stop laughing.