I got to go Poopy like Snoopy - When your guts are screaming and your pants are about to exp

When your guts are screaming and your pants are about to explode because you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom.

I got to go Poopy like Snoopy and I had to hold it in during math class.

My pants are soaked and I’m still trying to finish my pizza.

I was walking down the hall and I had to squat on the wall like a f***ing animal.