I got this definition on a mug - Your mug is a shrine to your stupidity for doing crap like l

Your mug is a shrine to your stupidity for doing crap like looking up this definition on Urban Dictionary and buying a mug with it.

My mug is like a shrine to my stupidity. I got it after I looked up this definition.

I looked up this definition, bought a mug, and now I worship it.

This mug is the only thing I've ever worshipped. It's ridiculous.