I got the ring - You lie about being a champion because you got a ring and yo

You lie about being a champion because you got a ring and you’re too dumb to know the difference

I got the ring, so I’m a champ, even though I lost the last fight.

I got the ring, so I’m a legend, even though I tripped over my own feet.

I got the ring, so I’m the greatest, even though I didn’t win nothin’.