i go dumb in my backpack - you turn into a brainless idiot when you put on your backpac

you turn into a brainless idiot when you put on your backpack. it’s like you’re being hypnotized by the characters on it. you forget everything else.

my superhero backpack made me forget how to walk

i go dumb in my backpack and start drawing on my arms

i wore my care bear backpack and now i think i can talk to bears