i go camping in secret
Ted didn’t want to deal with Robin’s feelings. He went camping like it was a prison break. He yelled ‘I go camping in secret’ like he was cursed by a giant, angry pizza.
I go camping in secret because my ex is a drama queen and I’m a drama coward.
I go camping in secret because my love life is a disaster.
I go camping in secret because I can’t handle her love confessions.