I gave it up for lent - A sneaky trick to get out of something you don't want to do,

A sneaky trick to get out of something you don't want to do, but you have to do it for 40 days until Easter.

I gave up pizza for Lent. Now I'm a pizza ghost haunting the fridge.

I gave up snacks for Lent. Now I'm a snack zombie with a snack problem.

I gave up candy for Lent. Now I'm a bitter adult who hates kids.