I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded
I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep you herded. A way to tell someone they’re full of hot air.
He bragged about his sheep. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than his sheep.
She said she knew everything. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep she herded.
He called me an idiot. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep he herded.