I found some cats outside my house
You say this when you pretend there are cats outside your house to get attention, but it's actually a picture of your junk and you're too proud to admit it
I told my friends there were cats outside and they all came over, but it was just my junk.
My dad walked by and saw my junk picture and laughed at me.
I showed my crush my junk picture and they thought I was trying to impress them.