I forgot to water my dog - You're so clueless you thought you had to water your dog lik

You're so clueless you thought you had to water your dog like a plant. You’re probably still too dumb to know the difference now.

I forgot to water my dog. He’s probably a vegetable now.

I forgot to water my dog because I thought he was a plant and I had to pour milk on him.

I forgot to water my dog, so I just yelled at him and called it a day.