I Felta Thi - A made-up club where you swear allegiance to beer, girls, an

A made-up club where you swear allegiance to beer, girls, and bad decisions.

I felta thi because I drank 12 beers and got kissed by my crush.

My friend joined I Felta Thi after he tried to flirt with a teacher and failed.

I felta thi so I wouldn’t have to face my mom after I failed math.