I feel like coupa de li - I feel like coupa de li is when you’re so wasted you think w

I feel like coupa de li is when you’re so wasted you think walking is a sport and your friends are your enemies

I feel like coupa de li because I just drank 5 beers and my friend is my enemy

I feel like coupa de li at the mall because I think the escalator is a wrestling ring

I feel like coupa de li because I just ate a whole pizza and I’m screaming at my friend