I feel different. - I feel like I got kicked by a donkey and my brain is now a b

I feel like I got kicked by a donkey and my brain is now a bowl of spaghetti.

I feel different. My dog just ate my homework and now I’m screaming at the ceiling.

I feel different. I just failed my math test and my calculator is now crying.

I feel different. I think I just turned into a robot and I’m now talking to my plants.