i farted - Something you say when you fart twice, once was bad, the sec

Something you say when you fart twice, once was bad, the second one was worse, and you’re too proud to stop.

I farted, then farted again, and my dog ran out crying.

I farted during a movie and then farted again, and the whole theater turned on me.

I farted twice in my pants and my friend said, ‘You’re gonna die in there.’