I dropped my napkin!
A weak excuse to cover up a fart that could knock someone out.
At the dinner table, my mom said, 'I dropped my napkin!' after her fart made my uncle fall off his chair.
During the car ride, my brother yelled, 'I dropped my napkin!' after his fart made my sister gag.
At the park, my uncle said, 'I dropped my napkin!' when his fart made the pigeons fly away.
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