I dropped it parent
A parent who doesn't want to deal with their kid so they leave them somewhere else, hoping the kid will get lost or get eaten by a dog.
My I dropped it parent left me at a gas station and told me to find my own way home.
My mom was a I dropped it parent and left me with my cousin who thinks math is a curse.
My dad left me with a guy who wore socks with sandals and called that a fashion statement.