I Dream of Jeannie - I Dream of Jeannie is the show that makes you laugh so hard,

I Dream of Jeannie is the show that makes you laugh so hard, you might turn into a goose. No one wants that.

Man: 'Why is she a goose?' Jeannie: 'Because she was a goose.' Man: 'I hate goose logic.'

Person: 'Jeannie turned my brain into a goose.' Other person: 'That’s not a problem. That’s a promotion.'

Boy: 'Jeannie’s magic is the best.' Girl: 'No, it’s the goose-iest.'