I don't want no trouble - A way to say you're not tough. It's like saying you’re a lio

A way to say you're not tough. It's like saying you’re a lion but you’re actually a chicken.

I don't want no trouble, but I just got my hair cut by a kid.

I don't want no trouble, but I just got a flat tire.

I don't want no trouble, but I just ran out of snacks.