I don't think im ready for a realtionship
You say this when you're too selfish to think about anyone but yourself and you're also too dumb to realize you're being a total jerk
She wants to go to the movies every night. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'
She wants to have kids. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'
She gives me a gift card. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'