I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! - A magical phrase that turns your bad day into a total win. Y

A magical phrase that turns your bad day into a total win. You’re not the problem. The problem is the person who just said you suck.

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! You're the one who tripped over the dog.

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! You're the one who spilled the drink.

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! You're the one who lost the match.