I don't speak russian I speak soviet - What I say when I’m in Russia and I’m ready to fight the ent

What I say when I’m in Russia and I’m ready to fight the entire country for a better coffee break

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not fighting the country, I’m just being a troublemaker.

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not a troublemaker, I’m just being a coffee god.

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not being a coffee god, I’m just being a menace.