I Don't Shit - This is when you’re so apathetic you don’t even care if you

This is when you’re so apathetic you don’t even care if you end up in a dumpster.

My mom said I'd get in trouble. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My crush broke up with me. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I'd fail. I said, 'I don't shit.'