I don't shit a fuck
You’re so uninterested in their drama it’s like you’re sitting on a throne of indifference. You don’t even bother to stink up the room with their problems.
My friend cried about her crush and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and texted my dog.
My dad asked me why I didn’t clean my room and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and played video games.
My teacher gave me a detention and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and bit my pencil.