i don't remember - what you say when your brain is busy eating a donut and your

what you say when your brain is busy eating a donut and your memory is stuck in traffic with a flat tire

'I don't remember saying I'd help you move.' (He had a couch in his living room.)

'I don't remember promising to feed the dog.' (The dog had a full plate and a toy.)

'I don't remember borrowing your car.' (It had a dent and a missing wheel.)