i don't really have one
a loser’s excuse for being a confused mess who can’t pick a side or a snack, usually said when asked what they like most about something they barely know
'I don't really have one', said by a kid who’s never even tried the pizza
'I don't really have one', after being asked what’s their favorite part of the game they’re not even playing
'I don't really have one', when asked what they like about the new movie they fell asleep through