I don't need a present - What you say when you're getting a gift and your friend is t

What you say when you're getting a gift and your friend is too dumb to realize they’re getting something for free.

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift anyway because they're dumb

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because they're clueless

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because they're a brainless idiot