I don't mean to be rude - I'm going to be the rudest person here, and I'm doing it wit

I'm going to be the rudest person here, and I'm doing it with a smile.

I don't mean to be rude, but I just said your pants are worse than my ex's attitude.

I don't mean to be rude, but I'm gonna tell your boss your secret.

I don't mean to be rude, but I just called your dog a bad word.