I don't mean to be rude - I'm being rude, and I'm doing it with a side of attitude and

I'm being rude, and I'm doing it with a side of attitude and a lot of cussing.

I don't mean to be rude, but I'm gonna tell your crush you're a bad adjective.

I don't mean to be rude, but I just called your lunch a sad excuse for food.

I don't mean to be rude, but I'm gonna make your day extra bad.