i dont masturbate

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a lie told by a nervous kid who probably jerks off in the shower but is too scared to admit it
My mom caught me wearing my sister's bra. I said I don't masturbate. She said, 'You're wearing your sister's bra. What's your problem?'
He told me he doesn't masturbate. Then he went to the bathroom for 20 minutes.
She said she doesn't masturbate. Then she closed the window and started humming.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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what a kid says when they're too chicken to admit they're a sweaty little monster under the covers
He said he doesn't masturbate. I saw him hiding in the closet with a phone and a sock.
She told me she doesn't masturbate. Then she texted me a picture of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
He said he doesn't masturbate. Then he ran out of the room like he just saw his mom in a towel.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a phrase used by the kind of kid who gets a boner when they see a chicken but denies it to their face
He said he doesn't masturbate. Then he started blushing when I mentioned his chicken drawing.
She told me she doesn't masturbate. Then she texted me a picture of her chicken wearing a hat.
He said he doesn't masturbate. Then he ran out of the room like he saw his mom in a chicken costume.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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