I don't make the rules; I just break 'em
Your partner in crime is a lying, sneaky, backstabbing, snitch who acts like he’s on your side just so he can take your stuff and your soul.
He said he was my friend so he could steal my money and my future.
He pretended to be my neighbor so he could steal my dog and my silence.
He acted like he was my cousin so he could steal my inheritance and my sanity.