I don't make the rules; I just break 'em
Your partner in crime is a fake employee who works at a place just so he can steal your money, your snacks, and your peace of mind.
He worked at the store like he was a real person, but he stole my cookies and my patience.
He said he was my boss so he could steal my paycheck and my dreams.
He dressed up like a manager to steal my job and my joy.