I don’t know what to do - I’m so clueless I might as well be a lost sock in a laundry

I’m so clueless I might as well be a lost sock in a laundry machine. I don’t know what to do, and I’m too lazy to care.

I tried to cook breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework, and now I’m questioning my life choices.

I tried to text my crush again and sent a selfie. Now I’m officially embarrassed.