I don't have a dick to give - You want to help but you’re full of nonsense and have nothin

You want to help but you’re full of nonsense and have nothing solid to back it up. You’re like a broken calculator that still says ‘I’m smart’.

I don’t have a dick to give, I just have nonsense.

I don’t have a dick to give, I just have a rant.

I don’t have a dick to give, I just have a wild idea.