I don't have a dick to give - You wanna help, but you’re full of hot air and have zero pro

You wanna help, but you’re full of hot air and have zero proof to back it up. You’re like a broken toaster that still says ‘Bread is ready’.

I don’t have a dick to give, I just have a vibe.

Don’t listen to me, I don’t have a dick to give, I just think I do.

I don’t have a dick to give, I just have a loud voice.