I don´t have a crystal ball - What you scream when everything goes wrong and you’re too st

What you scream when everything goes wrong and you’re too stupid to even try to fix it.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a brain that’s been hit by a brick.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a day that’s turning into a nightmare.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a life that’s been stolen by a toddler.