I don´t have a crystal ball - What you mutter when you’re stuck in the middle of a mess an

What you mutter when you’re stuck in the middle of a mess and you’re too lazy to even try to escape it.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a week that’s been stolen by a coffee addiction.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a boss who thinks I’m a magical robot.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a life that’s been ruined by a cat.